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Hi ive been gone for a while well since 11/21/07 at 12:45 pm but it's almost time to party cuz my b-day is on july, 18 so it almost party time SO I EXPECT A BIG FROM YOU ALL!!! hope you have a nice day so here is some goverment jokes to celebrate my b-day


AGELESS WIT AND OBSERVATIONS
>
> A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong
> enough to take everything you have.
> -Thomas Jefferson
>
> "If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed; if you do read
the > newspaper you are misinformed."
> - Mark Twain
>
> I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is
> like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the
> handle.
> -Winston Churchill
>
> A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can
always depend on the
> support of Paul.
> - George Bernard Shaw
>
> A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man; a debt
> he proposes to pay off with your money.
> -G Gordon Liddy
>
> Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on

> what to have for dinner.
> -James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)
>
> Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people
in
> rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
> -Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University
>
> Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car
> keys to teenage boys.
> -P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian
>
> Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short
> phrases: If it moves, tax it; If it keeps moving, regulate it...and if

> it st ops moving,
subsidize it.
> -Ronald Reagan (1986)
>
> I don't make jokes I just watch the government and report the facts.
> -Will Rogers
>
> If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it
> costs when it's free!
> -P.J. O'Rourke
>
> In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as
> possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.
> -Voltaire (1764)
>
> Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean
> politics won't take an interest in you!
> -Pericles (430 B.C.)
>
> No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is
in
> session.
> -Mark Twain (18 66 )
>
> Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it.
> -Unknown
>
> The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy
appetite
> at one end and no responsibility at
the other.
> -Ronald Reagan
>
> What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
> -Edward Langley, Artist (1928 - 1995)
>