It's raining... - ar - no it's not!
Meh, we buy another bottle.
Of course dear... Fridays was my only night for ballroom dancing.
I didn't use much... I only used half a can of Hairspray a day.... Hahahahahaha
Ah global warming... It wasn't my fault ok... I didn't kill the o-zone laryer.... Just because I used hairspray... I had to use hair spray in the 80's, you try controlling this bush!
The dishwasher doesn't wash everything... Cheeky.
Have to run chickie, have to get the dishes organised. Ciao bella.
My girlie is so special I am a lucky ducky to have you... Mwah and double mwah.
Are you picking on me young lady... Be careful, or I'll turn around and give you a clip over the ear. Just kidding dear. I would never do that. Mwah to you my special girl.
Hey, I have a fulfilling life. I paint, I write poetry, I write children's novels and I love to dance. That's plenty fulfilling... Don't you think?