Conversation Between jekan blazer and LadyW

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  1. that thar is funny
  2. I'm rotting my brain (television.)
    And yourself?

    Well... here it is. It's quite dark really, but subtle.
    So there's a woman who visits a pet shop (one that specifies in birds.)
    There are a row of these exotic parrots, all ranging from £150-£200 - bar one. This one was looking a little tatty; it cost just £15.
    So the woman says (to the shop assistant), "Excuse me, why is it that this bird is so cheaper than the rest?"
    "Oh... we pulled it out of a brothel."
    "Aah..I see. I'll take this one then."
    So she buys the parrot and places in on a small table in her hallway.
    "New brothel! New brothel!" the parrot cries. The woman thinks nothing of it, and walks away.
    The woman's daughters return home from school, and the parrot cries, "New prostitutes! New prostitutes!" The girls giggle and walk away, thinking nothing of it.
    The, the father comes in from work... and the parrot goes "Oh hi Steve, not seen you in two weeks."
  3. by the way... could you tell me why i cant see my pictures on the google image game?
  4. maybe... what are you up to?
  5. Haha, of course
    Well... what would keep you entertained?
    A joke, perhaps?
  6. im bored. talk to me plz.
  7. ok
  8. Glad to hear it
    Keep smiling.
  9. just about as happy as i can be!!!
    ty again!
  10. I've just realised, I actually read the song at some point before.
    (Although it's rare I comment unless I have anything majorly important to say.)

    The song... I think it depends on what kind of song you were going for really. There are certain parts of it I think are excellent; for example -
    'human-like foxes and wolves take over
    unlike your dogs Lucky, Pooky, or Rover
    we don't run on all dirty fours'

    And others that were too... blunt, and that's what let it down for me.Of course, being blunt is sometimes a good thing, but only in the Chorus in this case (I think.)

    As for your story, I think it has potential to be pretty good. I'd much prefer to see it in a comic format - that would suit it perfectly. The whole "fox" thing is really cool too.

    Haha, happy now?
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