Now why would I be destructive? Rainbows aren't that bad, just as long as there is a pot of gold at the end of each one.
No, there are no worse things! The world will be colored in rainbows, except in the places that must remain distinctly green and gray - that's bad enough. Well, as long as whatever you want to do isn't too destructive, then we can call it a truce.
I can offer you a truce, but it involves me doing whatever I want after you conquer the world. Well, within reason ofcourse, my reason that is. There are worse things than having the world conquered by you, like ... ... oh I'm sure I'll think of something eventually. I'm just kidding. Go right ahead and have fun.
Oh wow! ... I don't know if this war is worth the risk. Their lives are too precious. And anyway, my allies are few and far between. :/
I'm mobilizing the Awesome battalion. It is entirely comprised of Guinea Pigs. The last of the loyal ones. Those few, those happy few, band of guinea pigs[..]That fought with us on Saint's Awesome day.
War it is!!! ...So. What. What do we do now? :/
War... or a big fat bribe. But I suggest War, it's more fun
But he'll foil my plans!!! Nooo! This ... this means war? :/ ...
In that case I'll give 00-AWESOME a call.
They're so awesome they're top secret.
