Dear Lady Alas, it is not down to the postal service, I am no oil painting and the years have been too many, and non too kind. Once I was much sought after, and set many a young damsell's heart a flutter. Alas no more. (And anyway my wife would kill me if I did). Is your allergy to suitors seasonal ? Like hay fever
Hello Sir! Our computer is broken so I haven't been online for awhile. I couldn't believe you didn't get a single card! It must have been lost in the mail or something! Or perhaps the greetings have been sent through a more modern manner, i.e. emails. I think I'm rather allergic to suitors at the moment. How are things at your end of the world? I hope you're doing well. Love lots, Princess
Thanks Princess, Can you believe I never got a single card! I bet you are beseiged with suitors.
Happy Valentines Day! And Kung Hei Fat Choi!
Happy New Year Sir!
Thank you for the greetings sir! Nope, I've kinda rescheduled the partying on October...
Happy Birthday princess, you should have said. are you partying today?
Dear Lady, I would be honoured
Hello sir! I do enjoy our little conversations in the Bloke's thread. May I please add you as a friend?
