Hey guess what *******? You're an *******. How does your dad like the towel?
Don't be a pussy.
So I'm busy this next weekend, but I'm gonna shoot coming (going) the weekend of the fifth. Don't be a pussy. **** the bed call yourself special.
a-ah-as---assho-------asholey----- *******! yay! nope. I'm going to a woodworkers doomaflitchy in denver tomorrow.
No it was like that unfortunately. GOOD JOB BEN! Can you say *** hole? I'm assuming you aren't coming up this weekend?
I can say dead leg. One syllable per word. Dead-leg. pretty simple, really. Good! now I don't have to call you and tell you every day! Did you cross it out?
Good. It was a pathetic fall but I pinned my phone in between my pole and leg. Can you say "Dead Leg" ? YAY! Thats just what I needed. In my locker at work there is a bunch of writing and stuff and one thing says "Don't be a pussy" Dead serious (It used to say "Don't be a pussy, just eat it) but the second part got crossed out.
<- thats me laughing at your dumb ***. i won't tell you you're special. I'll tell you you're an *******. is that better? I don't think your mom tells you that on a regular basis.
A kick in the balls may work. You never know. As for telling me I'm special, I already know, its ok. I ate **** today skiing. It was funny.
Can I just call it good telling you you're special? I know that's your moms job, but if it makes you feel better I can do it too. Biting your tits might be a little bit weird but I have no problem kicking you in the balls. I'll pretend that I did not have to think about the last part too hard and say OK.
