Actually I am very intrigued with your use of the english language. Impressed if you will. That doesn't happen very often for me. You are entertaining and have a clever use of language. Quite pleasing.
Sorry, I didn't mean that in a bad way.
You talk too much for a man...
Oh and yes, I would appreciate a translation please.
You're funny... I like funny. And you are very good at these games as well.