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			<title>Regius</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 26 Nov 2010 15:49:10 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[What's the answer to my birth? 
When's the time to pierce the earth? 
 
Where's the hand to hold the spade? 
At whose feet are empires laid? 
 
Who's...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote class="blogcontent restore">What's the answer to my birth?<br />
When's the time to pierce the earth?<br />
<br />
Where's the hand to hold the spade?<br />
At whose feet are empires laid?<br />
<br />
Who's the man to dig my grave?<br />
Which is monarch, which the slave?</blockquote>

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			<title>Reply</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 15 Nov 2010 03:57:48 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Foam spray springs skyward 
from a ragged wind torn sea, 
churned to lace 
by gods more ancient 
than breath.</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote class="blogcontent restore">Foam spray springs skyward<br />
from a ragged wind torn sea,<br />
churned to lace<br />
by gods more ancient<br />
than breath.</blockquote>

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			<title>only the silence remains</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 14:59:55 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>where glacier greets sea 
the crashing, calving flow 
gives voice to every storm 
that added to its stream, 
replies to each stone 
overturned by...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote class="blogcontent restore">where glacier greets sea<br />
the crashing, calving flow<br />
gives voice to every storm<br />
that added to its stream,<br />
replies to each stone<br />
overturned by groaning ice,<br />
and rings with echoes <br />
of the shearing squeal of<br />
rock etching rock<br />
<br />
then asea,<br />
as centuries bob<br />
in new disquiet,<br />
ice becomes the sea,<br />
and melts into<br />
the depths<br />
of its own<br />
silence</blockquote>

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			<title>Flew the Nest</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 04:13:16 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>This morning at about 8 AM the two hummingbird 
fledglings at the front door left their nest. We have been watching them closely, even before they...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote class="blogcontent restore">This morning at about 8 AM the two hummingbird<br />
fledglings at the front door left their nest. We have been watching them closely, even before they hatched. The serendipity of the placement of the nest, on a chain hanging from a reflective plate at the entryway, has allowed us to peek into the nest at will. The young birds were incredibly tiny when they hatched. They grew steadily at first, then in a short period of about three days, they went through a growth spurt, and they were gone. We are a little sad. I understand that they may reuse the nest so we may get a repeat performance. Now we will watch the feeders to see if they hang around.</blockquote>

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			<title>The Gospel According to Skeeter (Book II)</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jul 2010 05:28:45 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Paying the Toll 
 
Skeet and me in the last pew 
listenin' to some trash 
somethin' bout our savior 
and givin' up our cash 
 
We just have two...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote class="blogcontent restore">Paying the Toll<br />
<br />
Skeet and me in the last pew<br />
listenin' to some trash<br />
somethin' bout our savior<br />
and givin' up our cash<br />
<br />
We just have two nickles<br />
Skeet says give em one<br />
I tell Skeeter ten percent<br />
is the way I heard it's done<br />
<br />
Skeeter says you can't make change<br />
when they pass the plate<br />
so he leaves a nickle<br />
to get us through the gate<br />
<br />
I tell Skeet it might be fine<br />
if we was millionaires<br />
Skeeter says be generous<br />
Jesus hangs and stares<br />
<br />
____________________________<br />
<br />
<br />
Monster<br />
<br />
it is not safe here<br />
in the park<br />
I think you ought to know<br />
<br />
if you've a problem<br />
with the dark<br />
perhaps you'd better go<br />
<br />
when there's no moon<br />
it's pretty black<br />
you really must be still<br />
<br />
there's a monster<br />
with a sack<br />
and he would do you ill<br />
<br />
if he should sense<br />
that you are here<br />
he'll have you in a trice<br />
<br />
he'll teach you<br />
what he knows of fear<br />
and it's not very nice<br />
<br />
________________________<br />
<br />
Soul Searching<br />
<br />
Skeet and me search high and wide<br />
looking for a spark<br />
misplaced somewhere years ago<br />
in some awful dark<br />
<br />
It's not behind the Walmart<br />
we'd have found it there<br />
not in back of Supercuts<br />
mixed in with swept up hair<br />
<br />
Facing all these back doors<br />
that will not let us in<br />
you might think the two of us<br />
invented mortal sin<br />
<br />
If Heaven has a back door<br />
you'll find us hiding there<br />
we'll bum rush St. Peter<br />
when he sweeps out angel hair<br />
<br />
____________________________<br />
<br />
Smokin' Crack and Junk<br />
<br />
I read &quot;the art of conversation <br />
is like kinda dead and stuff&quot;<br />
since we have not  spoken<br />
I'd like to call your bluff<br />
<br />
Yellin' at myself<br />
is not, in itself, enough<br />
if one of us don't answer soon<br />
I'll have another puff<br />
<br />
_________________________<br />
<br />
Skeeter's War<br />
<br />
Skeeter in his underwear<br />
a big ole ugly scar<br />
I ask Skeet where it came from<br />
Skeeter answers &quot;WAR&quot;<br />
<br />
Skeeter says a hot one<br />
came rippin' through the floor<br />
of the gunship where he stood<br />
spittin' out the door<br />
<br />
It cut through him like butter<br />
butter housing bone<br />
before that hot steel cooled off<br />
ole Skeet was headed home<br />
<br />
They patched him up a little<br />
and sent him on his way<br />
where the last forty years went<br />
Skeeter just can't say<br />
<br />
And though he's not In Country<br />
and now he's free to roam<br />
anyone who knows him<br />
knows Skeet aint comin' home<br />
<br />
_____________________________<br />
<br />
Hope[you are warm]<br />
<br />
On the pavement<br />
trying not to look up<br />
<br />
Into unspoken pity<br />
disgust and fear<br />
of my tribe<br />
that splashes around me<br />
like disrespect<br />
only beyond caring<br />
like spit<br />
with a touch of Hope<br />
<br />
Hope, by God, wears shoes<br />
Hope fights the urge<br />
to slip silently by<br />
Hope is not strictly required<br />
to kick my a**<br />
<br />
Hope stands so close<br />
that I smell its cloying breath<br />
<br />
Even when told to go<br />
Hope remains<br />
Hope clings to me<br />
it is the stench<br />
I will take to my grave<br />
f*** hope<br />
<br />
Hope throws a half eaten sandwich at me<br />
now and then<br />
Hope police dogs don't<br />
tear my scrotum<br />
<br />
Hope you are warm and dry<br />
as you read this<br />
f*** hope</blockquote>

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			<title>The Gospel According to Skeeter (Book I)</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 01:21:06 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[This is  
a collection 
of some  
of my 
poems  
that deal with 
homelessness: 
************************** 
"...You, stumbling dumb 
At night, as...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote class="blogcontent restore">This is <br />
a collection<br />
of some <br />
of my<br />
poems <br />
that deal with<br />
homelessness:<br />
**************************<br />
&quot;...You, stumbling dumb<br />
At night, as pale stars break,<br />
Lift your thin hands for some<br />
Hope, and suffer, and wake...&quot;<br />
<br />
Herman Hesse from Lonesome Night<br />
***************************<br />
Distant Thunder<br />
<br />
empty, I rose<br />
only a little off<br />
but storming toward crazy<br />
<br />
______________________<br />
<br />
Mission Statement<br />
<br />
The sweet rolls, there, are not too stale,<br />
for folks with ashes in their ale.<br />
You acquire a taste for what's at hand<br />
a sandwich, with a little sand.<br />
<br />
I'm determined not to be a jerk<br />
though committed to avoiding work.<br />
Now if they'd tighten up this line<br />
I'd have my soup in double time.<br />
<br />
I'm not fit for any trade<br />
and not from drinking lemonade.<br />
If you judge me by what I do<br />
judge not, that ye not be judged too!<br />
<br />
________________________________<br />
<br />
Pabst Prayer<br />
<br />
Let the wizened<br />
be not old.<br />
Help the hungry<br />
flee the cold.<br />
<br />
Give us<br />
with that daily bread,<br />
a place to lay<br />
our unwell head<br />
<br />
I pray you Lord<br />
to smite them all.<br />
Crush the mighty,<br />
chop the tall.<br />
<br />
Spirit me<br />
away from here,<br />
and if you're buying<br />
make mine beer.<br />
<br />
_____________________<br />
<br />
Goa Way<br />
<br />
Me and Skeeter<br />
pickin' locks<br />
for a place to sleep<br />
<br />
We came down here<br />
to the docks<br />
on a midnight creep<br />
<br />
Maybe we could <br />
stow away<br />
to Goa we would sail<br />
<br />
We would go away <br />
to stay<br />
The sea would leave no trail<br />
<br />
Skeeter speaks <br />
some Portugee<br />
I could stand there dumb<br />
<br />
It's only a dream<br />
I know<br />
I'd go if Skeet would come<br />
<br />
________________________<br />
<br />
Hairy the Cat<br />
<br />
I wish I had the pennies<br />
that I've thrown into the sea.<br />
I'd buy a crust of bread<br />
and we would share it, you and me.<br />
<br />
But pennies spent are gone, you say,<br />
and I won't argue that,<br />
though wishes from those pennies bought<br />
me you and this damned cat.<br />
<br />
The cat's another mouth to feed<br />
and one more homeless soul,<br />
but he's our comfort in the night <br />
when thunderstorms might roll.<br />
<br />
Now, we wear what we own, my dear<br />
and our love fits us fine,<br />
although he's just a little thing,<br />
Hairy's our valentine.<br />
<br />
___________________________<br />
<br />
In the Lie Berry<br />
<br />
Skeeter and I in the stacks<br />
discussing wings and thighs,<br />
Skeeter says Immanuel can't<br />
and I say Skeeter lies<br />
<br />
Skeet says wisdom's not knowledge<br />
and science isn't life<br />
he'd be more believable,<br />
except he choked one wife<br />
<br />
Skeet's a little crazy<br />
but I don't blame him none<br />
it's hard to keep your sanity<br />
when folks think you're a bum<br />
<br />
Skeeter don't wear fancy clothes,<br />
my cast-offs are just fine<br />
we spend near every penny <br />
on jugs of cheap red wine<br />
<br />
Skeeter don't need no wine list<br />
I'm his sommelier,<br />
and just between the two of us,<br />
I think ole Skeeter's gay</blockquote>

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			<title>The light is green!</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2010 20:00:29 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>When the Earth and Moon 
were close as the oceans 
of their molten blood 
 
One and not congealed 
 
When stars long dead 
were newborn 
 
One...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote class="blogcontent restore">When the Earth and Moon<br />
were close as the oceans<br />
of their molten blood<br />
<br />
One and not congealed<br />
<br />
When stars long dead<br />
were newborn<br />
<br />
One infinite mind's eye <br />
looked on a nascent world<br />
and permitted a passing conceit<br />
God's reflection, Man<br />
<br />
Now if that sorry S.O.B.<br />
would just realize<br />
the light is green</blockquote>

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			<title>Breathe Dammit</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2010 13:44:57 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[She crossed the narrow frontier 
at the elastic border of Heaven 
which, as is well known, 
expands and contracts with God's every breath 
 
Even a...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote class="blogcontent restore">She crossed the narrow frontier<br />
at the elastic border of Heaven<br />
which, as is well known,<br />
expands and contracts with God's every breath<br />
<br />
Even a shallow cough balloons to save<br />
countless nearly worthy souls<br />
<br />
As she stood, very close,<br />
peering in, as best she could,<br />
God, distracted, cleared His throat<br />
and let her in</blockquote>

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			<title>Across the Wide Missouri</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 15:16:33 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Gazing with the morning 
across a wild river 
to the lesser shore 
untrammeled 
where dire wolves 
surround an aging 
short faced bear 
 
Straddling...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote class="blogcontent restore">Gazing with the morning<br />
across a wild river<br />
to the lesser shore<br />
untrammeled<br />
where dire wolves<br />
surround an aging<br />
short faced bear<br />
<br />
Straddling eden<br />
I crowd the dawn<br />
and wait for men<br />
to rush across the brink<br />
and shape a world<br />
without a place<br />
for wolves and bears</blockquote>

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			<title>In a Taxi in Suriname</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 15 May 2010 17:19:41 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>What is your name, brother? 
I am Jean-Paul. 
You are named for two good men. 
Saints, sir. 
Yes, necessarily dead. Saints, I mean. 
They are still...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote class="blogcontent restore">What is your name, brother?<br />
I am Jean-Paul.<br />
You are named for two good men.<br />
Saints, sir.<br />
Yes, necessarily dead. Saints, I mean.<br />
They are still as scented death.<br />
Yes sir.<br />
When I was a child, Jean-Paul...<br />
Yes sir.<br />
When I was just a child, <br />
and watched a baby sister die,<br />
I wore Gucci frames.<br />
Donated,<br />
to or by some other saint,<br />
I don't know which.<br />
And though I saw her clear,<br />
through that prism,<br />
she did not know me,<br />
at the end.<br />
It must have been the frames.</blockquote>

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			<title>Hardy Boys</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 18:57:44 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[So, as I wait for my friend, O.K. his name is Hardeo, there are lots of Hardeos in the world, who's to say. LM was pouring tea and talking about a...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote class="blogcontent restore">So, as I wait for my friend, O.K. his name is Hardeo, there are lots of Hardeos in the world, who's to say. LM was pouring tea and talking about a scar in the desert that she says is supposed to be art but, in her estimation, is not. The old man is gone again and I'm looking at the time and thinking Hardy and Jus could be back any minute. But they are not. LM asks if I want to get high, I politely decline, and she fires up a doobie that smells pretty premium. Not that  I would necessarily know. She tells me that the old guy wants to go to the sink hole. I have seen it, it is a pretty impressive hole in the desert, an hour or so up the road to Grand Wash, as I recall. LM said that for all she knew, Grandpa could be headed there now.<br />
She said, &quot;Look in the back of the van, there should be a wood frame backpack there&quot;, and there was. She said that he would not leave without it. So, as she drank tea and smoked the fattie, I mostly looked around for local law enforcement, mostly. She said that she was a tatoo artist. And a farmer, I supposed. She did sport inked sleeves from her T-shirt that extended to her fingers, and an ornate half-collar at the back of her neck...</blockquote>

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			<title>Medicine Man</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 00:56:50 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[The old guy whispered in Lisa Marie's ear, it was loud enough for me to identify it as a language I do not comprehend. LM handed me the yellow...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote class="blogcontent restore">The old guy whispered in Lisa Marie's ear, it was loud enough for me to identify it as a language I do not comprehend. LM handed me the yellow packet, and said, &quot;He says that you should make a poultice with it.&quot; &quot;Divide it into six parts for three applications, it has to be in a cotton wrapping.&quot; I am sure I looked at her like she was crazy. She said &quot;He wants you to put it on both ankles, not just the bad one, you can leave them on for no more than two days, but at least one day for each application.&quot;<br />
Grandpa must have been very observant. I broke my right ankle almost thirty years ago and it still gives me some trouble, after I abuse it with too much use. I tried to make eye contact with him to express appreciation but he looked away. I told LM to tell him thanks. She said nothing. I put the packet in my back pocket.</blockquote>

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			<title>The Jewelers Fold</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 18:17:20 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[As I spoke to Lisa Marie(LM)the old guy walked away toward the bar ditch along the road. I didn't pay attention to where exactly he disappeared to,...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote class="blogcontent restore">As I spoke to Lisa Marie(LM)the old guy walked away toward the bar ditch along the road. I didn't pay attention to where exactly he disappeared to, but after a few minutes I realized that he was gone. LM and I talked for a while, in vague generalities, about farming and art. When I commented on &quot;Grandpa's&quot;  absence, LM told me that he may or may not be back. This was a little disconcerting to me, both her nonchalance and the prospect that the old guy she came with should just disappear. I walked around the van to see if I could see him anywhere. Nope, he was gone.<br />
I asked LM if I should search for him. She replied that if he was coming back it would do no good, and if he wasn't, I would never find him unless he wanted me to. OK, twilight zone moment. While LM and I continued our conversation for the next half hour or so I kept scanning the countryside in the direction into which Grandpa had vanished. As I looked out over the desert LM said &quot;there he is&quot;, and I turned to see Grandpa standing only a few feet behind me. He held a handful of weeds, some dried and brittle and some only a little wilted. He walked past without looking at me and, at the opened van door, reached in and withdrew a single stiff yellow sheet of plain paper and, after setting his bundle of greenery on it, he quickly made the seven folds that are characteristic of a jeweler's packet, enclosing the leaves with the final fold.</blockquote>

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			<title>Lisa Marie (yes she was named for THAT Lisa Marie)</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 05:37:23 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Lisa Marie tells me that the old Dude won't tell anybody his name, they just call him Grandpa. 
LM (sorry, it's easier) says that Grandpa has worked...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote class="blogcontent restore">Lisa Marie tells me that the old Dude won't tell anybody his name, they just call him Grandpa.<br />
LM (sorry, it's easier) says that Grandpa has worked for them for the last 9 years, and that they only worked part of the year and that this is the part where they don't work. Instead they had decided to come to the Eastern Mojave to see an outdoor art installation here. Having recently accomplished that goal, they decided to come to Gold Butte to see the sinkhole, before heading back home to Washington State via Death Valley.<br />
I asked LM what exactly did they do part of the year. She said that they were farmers. Well, I have known a few farmers, and the ones who come to art installations in their downtime(?)I could count on exactly zero fingers. Maybe that is just the skeptic in me. Anyway, I took that story with a grain of salt.  &quot;Miles to go before I sleep&quot;<br />
 sorry I must go now,<br />
 more later<br />
Hack</blockquote>

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			<title>Funny thing happened on the way to the river.</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 05:16:17 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>We never made it to Kohta Circus. When we left the pavement just outside Bunkerville we saw an old man standing outside a  VW bus with its engine...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote class="blogcontent restore">We never made it to Kohta Circus. When we left the pavement just outside Bunkerville we saw an old man standing outside a  VW bus with its engine cover opened. There were two people on the other side of the 1971 VW. So we stopped to see if they needed help. They needed help. What they needed specifically was a fuel pump. They did not have an extra, and we could not locate one in our belongings. My trusted sidekick, who shall go unnamed, in case there are statutes of limitations in play, as it turns out, knows exactly were to find one, only about an hour away, just about where we started out the day's adventure.<br />
So, we say howdy-do to our new friends, Jus, Lisa Marie (not just Lisa or just Marie) and an unnamed old dude probably 85 or 90, maybe older. The old guy, unnamed like my friend, did not speak English, or for that matter any language but Athabaskan. Jus asks my &quot;friend&quot; if he would be willing to take him to the nearest place that might be of some assistance to him in his hour of need. My friend says,&quot; Jus ole buddy, I am your servant&quot;, or words to that effect. Within minutes I am left with Lisa Marie and the aforementioned old Dude. Neither of whom know me from the axe murderer that I might appear to be.</blockquote>

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