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So you said, lightly and laughingly, just like that, that—


So long as yours gets stiff

and rigid

and so long as mine

pulsates and throbs

in a liquefied, flowing

contradictorily blithe

unstoppable, forceful

unique rhythm

that is born

in this damned

eternal moist,

this

will not cease

from taking place.

So here are a couple of transcripts from clips of Outnumbered, for those who aren't able to view them. Unfortunately, it's just not as funny without the visuals and the tone, but it's the best I can do I'm afraid!

This scene is entitled: "Bleeping Bollocks" and is Karen's take on Gordon Ramsey:

(Karen is sitting on a bed playing with teddies.)

Karen: (using teddy 1) you're a beeping beep I’ve seen better beeping soufflé up your beeping beep ...

I came as close to having a heart attack today as a twenty year old can get. I am mucking stalls at the stables I worked at around four years ago for the next month-ish I'm still in town. It is a little more cheerful than the last time, due to the fact that my boss/bosses don't have kidney cancer and my coworkers (yes, I have more than one this time!) all speak english as their first language.
Shelby is the first coworker I met last week. She's doing pre-vet at CSU. Another girl that ...

It bothers me a whole lot when people complain about their classes and homework load. This is what we came to college for, people. We were repeatedly warned that this is what we're getting into and we chose to come. And frankly, the more you complain the more you'll hate it, and the more you hate it the less you'll get out of it. And considering how incredible the quality of the teaching and the professors are here and how we're changing and maturing and what we're learning, ...

You Tore Me Apart

I see the accusation
crisp within your eyes
as you become blind
to reason.

Ignorance has
infused you,
malicious whispers
others planted
in your mind,
you take these things
and turn them over slowly.

My explanations
fall away upon deaf
ears, already turned
from the truth,
fueling your own
indignation
in what you don't ...