Having escaped having to sit on what would have been an extremely long and boring trial because a farmer had never heard of eye protection (known as goggles) when using ammonia with rented equipment plus not reading the instruction manual (that I did sympathize with -- my dream job would be to write how to manuals that are broken up with funny pictures and worst case scenarios to make said reading material more palatable and less injurious to readers falling asleep on bathroom seats. The presiding ...
When I was younger, in an attempt to curry favor from my English Language Arts teacher, I added a poem to my final portfolio that I had to submit to be marked. I did not try to gain recognition for the poem, as it was a poem that I found in a collection in a book whose title now escapes me. Nonetheless, the poem was touted as being the "shortest poem in the world", which I found curious, and I shall share it with ye below: Fleas Adam Had'em ...
this is the pic i posted of me in Photoalbum thread. I just wont to point out that this is what i look like on a good day. Most of my days are bad so the last good pic i took was seven years before this one! Will post more!(both good and bad for the laugh!)
Okay. So I’m out of school now and I didn’t blog yesterday. I can see my number of entries slipping considerably now, seeing as I’ve nothing much to do now. I could get a job. Could. But won’t. I could go out and socialise. Could. But won’t. Don’t want to. There’s no one to socialise with and I’m not that good at it anyway. That cat that we tolerate (I call him Tabby even though he’s only half tabby. The rest of him’s white.) I tolerate him because Henry tolerated him so I let him in our garden. ...
Men like this ruin it for every other guy on the planet. I mean, after such a viewing it's hard to get excited about Joe Average. Either God needs make one for each of us who wants one (that's only fair in my opinion) or remove them to Mt. Olympus, where they can play demi-gods to mortals, and if you're lucky, they might stop by and procreate with you. (Except for you, Andave. You're still a kid!!!)
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