Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida. As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left!" After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home. __________________________________________________ ________________ A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde ...
Well, tomorrow is the big day I take Larry the Leprechaun into Manhattan for a grand tour of the city and to see a Broadway play. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, check out this thread from top to bottom. http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showthread.php?p=488467#post488467 Larry has already performed a miracle in ending the Broadway stagehands strike and now we will be off. Tonight we sipped tea and Bailey's Irish Cream and had a raoring conversation ...
In the midst of so many serious subjects, you all are probably going to give me a good swift kick out of here for posting the following silliness. I hope these will make you chuckle. We all need a little laugh, right? And no fair googling! 1. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? 2. What do you get if you deep fry Santa? 3. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? 4. Why does Santa have three gardens? ...
Good evening everyone. Things here are pretty crazy at the moment, but they'll settle down soon. So just a few quick updates tonight, and a temporary goodbye until things are settled. I'll be on and around, but not too much for a week or so. First, we've not heard anything from the doctor about Tom's cysts. I'm running on the no news is good news philosophy, and I figure they are likely nothing to worry over. If it was anything serious, we would have news from the doctor by now. ...
Today was HILLARIOUS!!!! My friend, who is an idoit, whouldn't stop bugging me and I told him he had something on his cheek and pinched them REALLY hard. Earlier he, idioticly, squirted grapefruit in his eye and I told him to rub it with one finger and I slaped his hand and he poked himself in the eye. .
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