I had the coolest Dad a kid could ask for. He was a football coach, and he had taught all four of his kids to get in the ready position as linemen do, then take off on the command of "Hut!" He had a second job as a Parks & Recreation Director, which paid very little. He created several parks, and employed several of his atheletes. I always had a lot of big friends that way, if you know what I mean. Anyways, Dad was a teacher. He taught 8th grade English. When ...
Now THAT's and old song....Going to the chapel and we're gonna get ma-a-arried....**sigh** Alas, it is not me who is getting married, but rather, my niece, a tall slender volleyball playing running record setting actuary to a very handsome man from Nigeria. I'm sorry to say I don't know nearly as much about him but I will after this weekend. His family is coming from Nigeria. My brother-in-law, my niece's dad, is an absolute riot. Everyone will know each other very well by the time we leave. ...
This is me again trying to wrtie like Hemingway. I washed the dishes. Father said wash the dishes as soon as you wake up in the morning. So I did. I took the sponge and knowing that it would smell bad, I still stuck my nose to it and gave a hearty inhale. It smelt like bad breath, or maybe I was smelling my own bad breath. I don't brush my teeth immediately like every one else does. Anyway I scrubbed the kaldero and imagined I was a chief chef doing himself favors. What? I scrubbed. I put more dishwashing ...
I woke up and had this awful sting in my right forearm. I made breakfast ie coffee, oats and lots and lots of koko runch. I sat on the toilet and had poo. I felt better and started reading Mansfield Park. This is me trying to write like ****ing Hemingway. I think he writes like an imbecile but I like him anyway. A sudden thump thump thump and my neighbor greets me a happy morning using her subwoofer. Thump thump thump and it was Sixpence None the Richer's Kiss Me then it was obnoxious ...
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