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All my indecision has caused more indecision. Anyone who has read my previous entries must realize by now I struggle with what to put in my blog. This is ridicules. So, I have decided on something. Everyday I am on the internet I will write a poem and put it in my blog. Therefor solving my dilemma and also giving me poetry practice.

Poem # 1

The gentlemen
are hard to find
A man who is courteous
and just
kind and respectful
who knows ...

(poem deleted)

Several years ago Lord Irwin called and asked me if I would join him to town, he's to buy something. Of course, docile and well-tempered as I am, I agreed, in the condition that he's to pay my fare. So we went. I remember it was summer and Lord Irwin brought his printed umbrella, to my displeasure. It would be most convenient to tell you that his business in town was to buy porno for Lord Irwin is a tragic pervert. He lost his virginity, became a father and ruined his life in one single ****. Anyway, ...

You always hear that an apple a day will keep the doctor away, but well.... hmmmm someone lied to me. I just spent a good hour with the doctor today, and I get to go see a couple more.

First up, allergies. I'm having serious trouble with the cold. I break out in hives, and if I try running or jogging I will have issues breathing and such. I get to go see a specialist at the end of the month for this little malady.

I also mentioned that my tension headaches are becoming ...

You know how people forget what day of the week it is, or what day of the month it is? Fair enough. I used to do that a lot. Still do.

But now it's more like, what month is it? What year is it? I seriously have to think for a minute when writing a date down. I'll be thinking, "February 23rd, 1972...wait what?"

Ugh.

"A piece of ancient history, she's a walking mirage."


And,

Why do people my age ...