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I just loved this quote from the previews of the movie The Day the Earth Stood Still

If the planet dies you die, if you die the planet survives

originally posted in the Write a Really Short Story in 50 Words or Less thread

The cow slowly turned her head to look back at the farmer who was milking her. "Knock, knock," she said. Startled, Farmer John could only ask, "who's there?" "The Murdering Cow," answered the verbose bovine. "The murdering cow who?" were the last words the farmer ever spoke.

originally posted in the Write a Really Bad Poem thread

I pop up the collar
on my pink polo shirts
I "hang" with my "brahs"
at Dave Matthews concerts
I wear a white baseball cap,
the sticker's still on the bill,
Hi, nice to meet you,
My name's Massengill.

I love "Family Guy"
I quote it non-stop
I use gallons of gel
my hair's spiked on the top
I say "keep ...

Originally posted in the What Are You Thinking Now thread

Experts always tell us most shark attacks are just cases of mistaken identities; the sharks mistake the victims for seals or some other type of food. What if the experts are wrong? What if sharks are just A-holes that get a kick out of biting people? Hmmm, I wonder...

And while I'm thinking about sharks, I wonder how a shark would react if you bit it back. I've heard one should attempt to punch a shark in the ...

I really enjoy lit net. I have so much fun on lit net. There's the literature forums which keep me very busy with reading and writing. The book club when I can, the Shakespeare play of the season, the poetry book club, the Lawrence short story thread, reading people's poetry and ginning insightful comments, not just ooh-that-was-wonderful comments, and when I can writing up something myself. I've been really busy lately and so I must admit I've not really had writing time.

And ...