The Nation of the Glorious Turnip

Sake, a shot of whisky,
A bottle of wine and some beer
Makes some a little frisky
and while you think it's perfectly clear
no one thinks of you as sober,
when you speak of the grain
that always falls in October.
Even though you make no sense,
you still manage to steal a kiss.
and take away the girls innocence.

Or maybe not you reminisce
when awoken in the early morning.
She came strongly onto you
Should´ve headed your friends warning
When you got that important clue
beer goggles, they really got you too.