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A Sappy & Prosaic Ode to My Wife: For Valentine's Day

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I remember when I proposed to you, my love. I bought coffee and muffins from a local bakery and picked you up very early (well before the breaking of the day). You were disoriented, groggy, and (admit it) a little peeved.

But I was focused and driven (and nervous). I took you to the picnic table by the pond in that small state park. (Remember how we used to go before it opened so we didn't have to pay the entrance fee?)

As you sipped your coffee, I fumbled the box in my pocket which contained the ring that I wanted to give to you. But I waited. Timing is the difference between meaning and luck.

Do you remember what I waited for? Dawn. I wanted to propose to you when the first golden edge of the sun broke the horizon's plane. When it did, I took out the box, opened it up, and said this:

"If you marry me, I'll give you this shiny ring."

You cried and laughed at the same time. You knew it was coming. There is a strange and playful beauty in the certainty of the rising sun, the build-up of the punch line, and in the routine & discovery of a love together.

Updated 02-12-2010 at 03:07 PM by The Comedian

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  1. skib's Avatar
    Aww! That's awesome Comedian!
    My dad asked my mom what she thought about eloping.
  2. mtpspur's Avatar
    Thank you for sharing this. May you both have many years ahead together.
  3. applepie's Avatar
    My husband wasn't even close to that romantic. Very sweet, and what a lovely morning you both must have had:)
  4. Veva's Avatar
    I would love to be proposed that way
  5. Virgil's Avatar
    I could never be that romantic. If you ask my wife, I can never be romantic period.
  6. qimissung's Avatar
    That was romantic! And they say romance doesn't exist.
  7. hack's Avatar
    You are making me look bad!
    I gave my wife three packets of Splenda.
    She is at least that sweet.
  8. Heathcliff's Avatar
    You are so sweet!!
    My dad took mum onto a little canoe thing.
    He shook the boat and she started swearing at him.
    So he asked her back on dry land.
    Hilarious.
  9. 1n50mn14's Avatar
    Cutest thing ever, saved from being desperately sappy by the 'shiny ring' comment. Comedian, you're one of my favorite bloggers.
  10. JuniperWoolf's Avatar
    "If you marry me, I'll give you this shiny ring."
    Hahahaha!!! Best proposal ever! I've been wondering if it was possible to propose and avoid the stupid sappy "will you marry me?" line.

    My dad gave me the ring to give to my mom (I existed by then), and I walked over to her and was all like "you should marry daddy, because he gave me this to give to you." I was very cute.
    Updated 02-13-2010 at 06:06 PM by JuniperWoolf
  11. Nikhar's Avatar
    That's awesumly nice. One of the sweetest things I've read.