The Nation of the Glorious Turnip

Today I woke up and I was surprised to see there was someone in my room who was sleeping on a mattress on the floor! It was so strange, but then I remembered that my friend couldn't go home last night because it was already too late so all was well. I made coffee and he accidentally put salt in his cup instead of sugar. Serves him right, coffee has to be all black nothing added to it. I gave him new coffee though, as I made plenty. He added sugar this time and drank it, marvellous.

Anyone ever heard of Couchsurfing? It's brilliant! Been doing it for a while now, and you meet so many interesting people, it's brilliant! You never really know what it is going to be like, but even if they're sometimes a little strange, they're always friendly and nice so far. It's brilliant. Today there will be new couchsurfers again. I can't wait to meet them, it's always nice to show them around the city too, you learn all these things about your own city you didn't even know before. If I keep this up I could get a job as a guide even. For example did anyone know that my city has the biggest PS3 in the world? Only at night though, during the day it's an office building. It's brilliant.

Well, that is all for today. Marvellous, have a nice day, and don't do anything you would do if you didn't do it.