Reasons to hate the Oscars and reasons to love Cannes
by , 01-14-2010 at 01:09 AM (796 Views)
It's Oscar season, and I thought it would just be helpful to remind you of some reasons to be skeptical of the Academy.
Reasons to hate the AA:
-Great directors who were nominated, but never ever one best director: Alfred Hitchcock, Stanley Kubrick, Federico Fellini, Robert Altman, Akira Kurosawa, Yasuijio Ozu, Ingmar Bergman among many others never won a golden statue, much less win a nomination.
-Foriegn films are neglected by being put into the much less prominent category of Best Foriegn Language film. Though there have been some exceptions in which a foriegn film was nominated in the top catagory.
-Directors are not awarded if their movie wins best pictire, the producer does.
-The Grand Illusion lost out to. . . .You Can't Take it With You?
-Citizen Kane lost out to. . . . .How Green is my Valley?
-The Third Man was not even nominated and Sunset Boulevard lost out to All About Eve.
-The Night of the Hunter won nothing.
-A Streetcar Named Desire lost to An American in Paris.
-Singing in the Rain won nothing. To even best supporting actress in Jean Hagen's hilariously inspired performance.
-Vertigo won nothing.
-Dr. Strangelove lost to My Fair Lady. Mary Poppins was the better musical of the year anyway.
-Bonnie and Clyde lost to In the Heat of the Night.
-2001: A Space Odyssey won nothing except for special effects.
-Cries and Whispers lost to. . . . .The Sting?
-Taxi Driver lost to.. . . . . . Rocky?
-Apocolaypse Now lost to. . . . .Krammer vs. Krammer? Coppola didn't even get the best director award this year(having seen the making of Apocolaypse Now, this is quite possibly the biggest outrage in Oscar history.)
-Raging Bull loses to. . . .Ordinary People?
-The Right Stuff loses to Terms of Endearment
-Ran wins nothing.
-Wings of Desire wins nothing.
-Do the Right Thing wins nothing.
-Goodfellas is beaten by Dances with Wolves. Not that much of an outrage. Both are great films.
-Pulp Fiction loses to Forrest Gump.
-Leaving Las Vegas loses to. . . . . .Braveheart?
-Fargo loses to. . . . The English Patient?
-Titanic wins 11 academy awards.
-The Thin Red Line is beaten by Shakespeare in Love. Not an outrage either. Btw, Shakespeare in Love won a very well deserved screenplay award.
-Being John Malkovitch loses to American Beauty.
-Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon loses to. . . .Gladiator?
-Mulholland Drive loses to A Beautiful Mind. Please don't tell me that Ron Howard beat David Lynch.
-The Pianist loses to. . . . .Chicago?
-City of God wins nothing.
-The Aviator loses to Million Dollar Baby.
Reasons to Love Cannes
-It is a festival, and thus doesn't present itself as having final say as what is "The Film of the Year".
-Is internaitonal and treats all countries equally.
-Awards the director if his film wins.
-Has better taste. Examples are:
-The Third Man wins the Grand Pix (precursor to Palme d'Or)
-Welles's Othello wins the Palme d'Or.
-La Dolce Vita wins.
-Viridiana wins.
-Blow-up wins.
-MASH wins.
-The Conversatoin wins.
-Taxi Driver wins.
-Apocolaypse Now wins.
-Sex, Lies and Videotape wins.
-Barton Fink wins.
-Pulp Fiction wins.
-Elephant wins.
-L'Enfant wins.
-4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days wins.
-Almost all great directors have won at least once from Tarkovsky to Reed.



(having seen the making of Apocolaypse Now, this is quite possibly the biggest outrage in Oscar history.)