The Nation of the Glorious Turnip

Has anyone seen my mind? I seem to have misplaced it. I am not sure when I first noticed it was gone, but it has definitely been gone for a while. Now I'm not quite sure what happened to it, but I noticed that I became increasingly empty headed in recent weeks. At first I thought it was just a mild case of stupidity, but recently things unrelated to stupidity have started to become prevalent in my behaviour. I tried to explain these things in the frame of stupidity, but it was clear something else was going on. That is when I first thought of the unthinkable, and upon closer examination of the facts, let me to the conclusion my mind was really gone.

I looked at the most logical places where it could be, but I have yet to locate my mind, and fear it might be gone forever. This is not a good thing, since my mind is a powerful tool I rely on in my day to day activities such as eating bread and calculating the best time to catch a train to nowhere. Like I said, it is not in the usual places where one might loose their mind. If anyone has a clue or tip that might lead to my mind's whereabouts, please post it in the comments, or contact me at 1 Martian Avenue 1043, Europecity, Europe (that is the Jupiter moon, not the continent) It is where the support centre for my mind detection force is located.

Thanks everyone!

P.S. If you find my mind, please do not damage the sanity subroutines by bouncing it on the floor, they are a vital part of the mind's functions and together with my moral subroutines prevent me from blowing bubbles at strange people, which is ofcourse a terrible insult.