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A Shirtless Pirate

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Countess
, 06-14-2007 at 01:36 PM (2284 Views)
For DeathAngel, who was deprived of a bare-chested Orlando in POTC III.

Warning: may caused lust in women (and probably will in bisexual/homosexual men). Viewer discretion is advised:

Lilac Line p*rn (my personal favorite):



Perfect Pec Male boob p*rn:



This old lady looks like she might die of a heart-attack any minute (and I couldn't blame her. If we could all be so lucky to catch a glimpse before we passed...)




Pitching his tent on the right side of the river:




Arm-Pit p*rn (he has the most beautiful pits in the world):



All I want for Christmas:




How come nothing like this ever sails by my house:





I must take a cold shower now...
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  1. Niamh's Avatar
    yes. You were right! better get out the orlando bloom dvds for the weekend now! Bit o' pirate, bit o' Kingdom, maybe a bit o' elf!
  2. andave_ya's Avatar
    Yeah, now I want to see LOTR again. Say, what did you think of Pirates 3?

    *Edit* Gorgeous armpits? First I've heard of such a thing. lol, my experience is that they smell --considerably-- bad.
  3. Countess's Avatar
    Andave, you will laugh at me, but male armpits are sexy on sexy males, and I would be perfectly, blissfully delighted to die with my face planted in one of those armpits with each hand on a chest muscle. Forget South - most beauty is found up North on that man, especially his face.
    I imagine he has that sweet, tangy scent of a man who doesn't have a surplus of testosterone (that's what makes a man stinketh!). Everyone who has met him says he smells good - even people who don't think he's pretty.
    (Poor blind fools).

    I'm too happy today to shut up. I had an interview, a good night at work, and I've viewed my own blog about 10 times now just to look at The Pretty....
  4. kiz_paws's Avatar
    Woot, what WILL ye post next, my dear Countess....Enjoyed the show!
  5. B-Mental's Avatar
    please don't be mad Countess, but everytime I look at pics of wuzzhizzface I keep hearing the Aerosmith song 'Dude Looks Like A Lady."
  6. Riesa's Avatar
    hhhhheeeeeeeeellllp me. holy. I wasn't expecting that. wow. reminds me of the time Brad Pitt took his shirt off in Seven Years In Tibet. good one, countess.
  7. DeathAngel's Avatar
    Graci graci, por the wonderful picture,
    (i was a little late on the memo tho)
    my eyes felt as if they would sag right out of my sockets...

    yay to the brits,
  8. Psycheinaboat's Avatar
    I'm too late, images have been deleted or removed! Those must have been some pics!