Halls of the Dark Muse

My sister has come up to visit for the holiday, and she always comes with fun new stories about my niece aka the Antichrist. Who is a great source of amusement to me. One of the fun things about her, is those that do not know better, would never suspect she was one of the elite agents of the dark side, because she can be quite charming, (as charming as the Devil) and she is tiny, and people think she is cute, because she does know how to put on an act.

She is also some sort of drama queen, tom boy. She can go from one extreme to the other. She is into the whole princess thing and always has to be the center of attention and is prone to great acts of theatrics. She will throw a fit over the minutest of things, and if she gets so much of a scratch it is like she is dying, primarily just because she wants attention.

But on the other side of it she tries to put wrestling moves upon her sister, bullies children who are older than her, and beats up boys on the playground. And of course when she does have to suffer the consequences for her actions, and whenever she gets in trouble it is as if she has faced the worst injustice and offence in the world.

So my sister was telling me a story of one of her latest adventures, they were at the park and she was playing with this boy who happened to be there, and as my sister was watching them she saw Viviana holding up the number four on her fingers, and at first she thought, oh she is telling him how old she is. But then my sister over heard her say, "It cost four dollars to be my friend"