The Nation of the Glorious Turnip

Well, this popped into my head out of nowhere, so I'm either in love without knowing it, or in a very cheesy mood.

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If you want me to slowly go insane, keep calling me by my name
Leave me behind so I can be sound of mind
Or stay close by, so I can make you cry
or laugh...It's up to you what to do.

I am too far beyond madness, it can't turn to sadness
Maybe I am cool but never think I'm a tool
Or a fool for that matter, the latter
might be true...I am a fool for you.