Exiled in a kilt

So I have spent the morning at the hospital getting poked, prodded, hooked up to machines and vial upon vial of blood taken.

With the final result being:.............................
I am perfectly healthy (ecept of course for my BP which is always a bit on the high side).
They are putting the dizziness to dehydration and have warned me to make sure I drink plenty of fluids.

so fit as a fiddle is me.