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Preschool graduation was Tuesday night and kindergarten graduation was Wednesday morning. Max attended the preschool graduation and did a little part even though he has one more year of preschool. Mason led the Pledge at his kindergarten graduation and did a great job.

Max went to preschool yesterday because school is still in for the rest of the week. They had a fun day where they played outside and had a parachute, balls, horseshoes and the like. He got really hot! At one point he needed to use the restroom so one of his teachers took him inside. Their doors are cut off about 1/3 from the top. That way the children can't see into the restrooms, but the teachers can look over to check on the children. Mrs. Shelly looked over the door to check on him and found him standing in front of the toilet with his pants down having just finished his business. As she looked in he bent down and placed one hand on each side of the pot and dunked his head in.

She screamed, “Max!”

When she did Max flung his head up out of the toilet and slung toilet water all over the bathroom.

She asked in disbelief and shock, “What are you doing?”

He said a little breathlessly, “Oh, I was just hot.”
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  1. Niamh's Avatar
    oh dear!
  2. pussnboots's Avatar
    too funny!!!!!!
  3. papayahed's Avatar
    hahahahhahaha! I have to say I've never dunked my head in but I have curled up next to a nice cool toilet bowl on more then one occasion.
  4. Virgil's Avatar
    Uuurrrrrggggghhhhh! Oh my. I can honestly say I've never done that, nor known anyone to have. Well, I hope you don't put this in his scrap book. I bet he will not want to be reminded of this in the future.
  5. Nightshade's Avatar
    HAHAHAHAHA

    Bless! You have to love children
  6. IJustMadeThatUp's Avatar
    Ohhhhhh!!! That made me laugh out loud!
  7. 1n50mn14's Avatar
    I hope he flushed, first...
  8. kiz_paws's Avatar
    LoL
    And was it Max that told you this one, or did the teacher call you?
    Don't ask me why I'm asking -- I am just curious and maybe imagining being a teacher who would call a parent with this situation ... can you spell awkward? ...
  9. Niamh's Avatar
    hahahahhahaha! I have to say I've never dunked my head in but I have curled up next to a nice cool toilet bowl on more then one occasion.
    I think there are many who have done this!
  10. motherhubbard's Avatar
    He did not flush first and the teacher told me this. I'm in for it with Max. He's a real handfull!
  11. papayahed's Avatar
    Just think of it as a self imposed swirly.
  12. motherhubbard's Avatar
    That's what I thought!
  13. Nightshade's Avatar
    what is a swirly?
  14. motherhubbard's Avatar
    Oh- It's when a bully or a group of bullies pick on a kid by sticking their head in the toilet and flushing.
  15. Nightshade's Avatar
    People actually do that?
    eeeeeeeeeeeeeks