Poems, general writings, ravings, and other things.

IS YOUR LIFE WORTHLESS?
HAS YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU FOR A TOASTER?
DID YOUR MOTHER ABANDON YOU TO GO SMOKE CRACK AND MURDER PUPPIES?
WE HAVE THE ANSWER FOR YOU!!!!!!
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Flooding my inbox with your nonsense
How can I live without
A forty horsepower blender?
What is missing in this life of mine?
AH HA!
A degree
From the national university of rubbish
How could I possibly survive
Without a penis
That weighs more than my dog?
So thank you
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For completing my life
With your worthlessness.