Away with the Fairies- The Travel Diary of an Irish WebFairy

Okay so i went away for the weekend with my friends to Dundalk. I spent a year and a half there in college and lived there on two other occasions with Archaeology, so it was a real nostalgia trip!
So get this right...its the end of the pub crawl and we went back to the hotel for last orders. I have a nasty habit called smoking, and on the two occasions i went out to the smoking area, i returned to my friends laughing. Why? Because as usual i attract the weirdos.
Smoke break no 1. Went out to smoking area and some guy comes over to me ands goes "Hello. I'm studying to be a psychiatrist and i'm focusing on people beween the ages of 15 and 20 who have problems. I reckon you probably have problems." My response in my head was 'wtf?', my response aloud was..."Well i'm sorry but i'm twenty six." He stared down at me shocked and went "you're twenty six?" i went "yes". He responded with "well then you definitely have problems" and walked off?????? I mean what the hell???
Smoke break no.2. Went out to smoking area and there was this group of forty somethings laughing and joking. One of the blokes turns around to me and out of nowhere starts to tell me that one of the women doesnt smoke and that she is only outside to fart. He then started asking me if i fart??? Like hello!!!!! wtf! The to top it all off, one of his friends turns around to me and goes. "you're french arent ya?" I was like "no...i'm irish. I'm from dublin."
"really i though you were french." I asked her why she thought that (especially seeing as a dublin accent is a dead give away that i'm NOT french) and she told me i 'looked' french? The she went "But the bloke you are with inside, he french though isnt he?" I looked at her trying not to laugh and replied... "Eh no. He is also a dubliner." Lets just say i didnt go back to the smoking area after that! lol!
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