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phone me again, I know where you live

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Are you the person, the householder
the one, who pays the bills?
If so,
do you know
we have
a special offer
sign on the dotted line.
Answer, and we'll listen, vaguely
for you have no words
but concepts, in our sub-routines.
Get with the system!
You'll fit into the program!
We'll happily spit you out
at the bottom.
You say, 'yes', we have a plan.
You say, 'no', we have a plan.
'Wait to tomorrow'
we'll tell you tomorrow the special's off
you'll lose the deal
for we hold the wheel
we hold the keys
sign the cheque, give us the numbers
we drive, you listen.
Just sign and your phone
will stay quiet

until next time.

Updated 02-02-2009 at 08:55 PM by Silas Thorne

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Comments

  1. Dark Muse's Avatar
    Hahaha that is why I never answer the phone
  2. Virgil's Avatar
    Hahaha, that is funny. Boy I can't stand these telemarketers.
  3. Joreads's Avatar
    How true is that. I always ask them if I can call them back when it suits me that shuts them up really quickly