Decaffi-Nation!
by , 12-30-2008 at 06:07 PM (3242 Views)
Mmm, can't you just smell it.
Let's talk about the world's favourite drug: caffeine.
Recently I decided to give up caffeine. There's a good reason for it it has to do with my breasts! and it seemed like a fairly good idea and a good thing to do all round. So I've given up caffeine.
Here's something you really ought to know: caffeine is evil.
If you ever decide to decaffeinate yourself, always go into it with your eyes open. I've done it before, so I knew what to expect, but I thought I'd share my experience with you just in case you ever feel like doing it.
Firstly, some thing you really ought to know about caffeine, other than the fact that it is evil:
1. Caffeine is a mood altering drug, a legal one but mood altering drug all the same. It is the most widely used drug in the world. Everyone who drinks tea or coffee (not decaffeinated) is a drug user. Myself included...well, until very recently.
2. Caffeine has painkilling qualities just like opium.
3. Caffeine is present in tea (including green tea, but not most herbal teas), coffee and chocolate. Lots of carbonated soft drinks contain caffeine too such as cola. In USA caffeine is added to a number of soft drinks including root beer (ugh, why would anyone drink Germolene anyway?!?!), orange soda, cream soda and lemon and lime. Check the can or bottle.
4. Caffeine is addictive.
5. Caffeine withdrawal sucks!!!
6. That lift you get in the morning when you drink your first brew of the day is the caffeine counteracting the withdrawal symptoms which have built up overnight. If you don't drink caffeinated drinks you'd feel that good every day. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6422279.stm
7. Caffeine consumption increases blood pressure, though only temporarily. If you drink caffeinated drinks regularly then your blood pressure will be constantly raised (though if you stop consuming caffeine the effects stop).
8. You can get intoxicated on caffeine. You can also become dependent upon caffeine and this is called caffeinism.
So, lets talk about caffeine withdrawal! If you've ever tried it, you'll know what I'm talking about: headaches, nausea, anxiety, irritibility, sleep deprivation, unexpected aches and pains. Did I say headaches...read on.
The Saga of Fifth quits caffeine...
Day 1
It's Christmas Eve. The ordinary tea bags have run out and it's the decaf. I drink it. It tastes nice. I feel fine. Everything's fine.
Day 2
Christmas Day. I feel fine, everythings fine. No worries. Tea is still good and fine. Maybe I have a cola, maybe I don't. I'm okay. No problems.
Day 3
Boxing Day!!! So, I'm okay-ish. Things go fine in the morning. OK, so I'm a bit tetchy with the kids but they're noisy and annoying, so what? Mary Poppins comes on, yippee. I settle in for a good afternoon's singing. But...what's this...uh oh. Yes, the headaches are starting. I feel a bit dizzy, a bit sickly. My head feels like someone's filled it with water and it's ready to burst. I take some painkillers. I take a shot of cola. I go lie down in a darkened room and sleep for 1 1/2 hours. Wake up. Still got a headache. Ugh. Thank goodness for wine. Is it a headache or a hangover...who cares?
Day 4
OK, so technically I haven't had a caffeine free day yet, but I'm getting there. Headachey from the moment I get up. Irritable? You bet! My Mum goes home. I'm relieved (/guilty). I'd like a bit of peace and quiet; I lie down on the sofa and put some soft light on and try and read a book. Outside the room I hear my son speaking to my daughter. He says to her: 'look, Mum's got a bit of a headache so if we go in the living room we need to be quiet okay?'. I think aw, isn't he lovely and considerate. He walks in, smiling, and sits down quietly. About 10 seconds later my daughter bursts through the door yelling 'HELLO MUM' at the top of her 5 year old voice. I go do the ironing rather than strangle her. Drink cola. Mea culpa...the headache's still not gone.
Day 5
My first official caffeine free day: Yeay me! Headache is terrible but I'm sticking to painkillers...they're less addictive. But what's this? I can't sleep?!!?!? How does this happen? I get into bed, instantly I'm aggitated, restless. I can't get comfortable. My back's aching. I'm too hot, then at 3am I'm too cold. Why did I do this to myself, I ask...well with everything else going on it seems the breasts are okay, so mission accomplished.
Day 6
Knackered. Still got a headache and now I'm back at work, flagging at my desk and feeling rubbish. Headache all morning that the painkillers don't shift. Headache in the afternoon that the painkillers don't shift. You get the picture. Repeat to the rest of the day. Did I mention tired? Oh, yes that too. Can't sleep. Back's killing me! Does caffeine withdrawal cause backache? Apparently so!
Day 7
(that's today). It's 21:45. I still have a headache. According to everything I've read it should take about a week, so I've got about another 4 days to go. I'm determined to do it. If I can't sleep tonight there's always vodkawhich is still less addictive than caffeine!!.
So, there's my story for you. If you ever decide to give up caffeine be prepared! It's not as easy as it looks. So if I'm grumpy, or irritable with anyone on the site over the next few days, forgive me. I'm a junky.
For some interesting articles about caffeine see here: http://www.caffeinedependence.org/ca...nce.html#sleep
and here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caffeine
And now I'm off to get a nice cup of .....




which is still less addictive than caffeine!!.
