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Chivalry is dead. The funeral will be held this Sat at 1:00PM in the outside pavilion. Rain is expected.

Ladies, please arrive at least one hour early to ensure you get a seat; otherwise, your *** will be sitting on the floor. Also, remember to bring your raincoats and umbrellas cos no man is going to give you theirs.
When you arrive, hold the door open for yourself or else it will smack you in the face and break your nose.

That is all.

Sigh....