maraki16

well, i just received a mail from a good friend of mine, with some jokes, entitled: ways to reject men you don't like. i have translated them for you, i think they are really nice!

1.man: hey doll, where have you been all of my life?
woman: i was hiding...from you!

2.man: i am aphotographer. i am looking for a face just like yours!
woman: i am a plastic surgeon. i am also looking for a face just like yours.

3.man: would you like to go out with me on saturday?
woman: i am sorry. i am going to have a headache on saturday.

4.man: come on, don't be shy! ask me to go out with you!
woman: of course. go out!!!

5.man: i think i could make you really happy...
woman: why, are you leaving?

6.man: what would you answer if i asked you to marry me?
woman: nothing. i cannot speak and laugh at the same time!

7.man: could you give me your name please?
woman: why, don't you have one of your own?

8. man: would you like us to watch a movie?
woman: no. i've watched them all.

9.man: i think i've seen you somewhere once before!
woman: indeed you have. i never make the same mistakes twice!

10.man: is the seat next to you free?
woman: yes. and mine is going to be too if you seat there.

11.man: your body is like a church!
woman: sorry, no church service today.

12.man: if i had the chance to see you naked, i would die a happy man.
woman: if i saw you naked, i would die from laughter!
13.man: a lot of heads must turn towards you at the sight of your face!
woman: a lot of stomachs should turn at the sight of yours!


i hope that men with a good sense of humour will also appreciate this!