My Random Drops of Unadulterated Nonsense

originally posted in the Write a Really Bad Poem thread

I pop up the collar
on my pink polo shirts
I "hang" with my "brahs"
at Dave Matthews concerts
I wear a white baseball cap,
the sticker's still on the bill,
Hi, nice to meet you,
My name's Massengill.

I love "Family Guy"
I quote it non-stop
I use gallons of gel
my hair's spiked on the top
I say "keep it real"
whenever I leave
I thought we'd already met,
the name's Summer's Eve

I talk way too loud
on my cellular phone
My sence of self-worth
is far overgrown
I wear plaid-patterned shorts,
And my shirt's never tucked,
I'm a big plastic bag
of feminine hygiene product.