Planet of the Ape

BONJOUR! COMMENT-ALLEZ-VOUS!

Sorry. It's just that everybody here speaks French and it's so annoying. Especially to non-French speakers. Like you can be driving in the car with someone and all of a sudden they will start speaking French and laughing heartillly. Then you're sitting there, wondering if they're laughing at you. Wondering if they're insulting you right there, to your face. It's so bloody annoying!

Anyway, I have awesome pictures. And I can't wait to post them.



These are just some random pictures from the photobucket account.







Anyway, I can't stay on long. Apparently, my uncle has to pay a lot for internet and I am trying not to stay on long.

Our house is on the sixth floor and the balcony is just marvelous for throwing things off of. I want to throw a tomato but it'll be too much (and I'll get into BIG trouble), so I'm stuck with candy wrappers.

I really like how close together everything is here. Like, the other day I walked to the bakery (by myself) and ate zaater with labneh. The other day, I blogged about how crazy the drivers are. Well, when I was trying to cross the street (to get to the bakery) there's a huge street with two sort of dividers in the middle. AND no pedestrian crossing! So in order to get to the bakery, I had to pick the moment when it was least likely for the cars to run me over. Frightening prospect, considering the amount of cars unwilling to stop.