The Walrus Asks
by , 06-14-2008 at 10:05 AM (1019 Views)
Okay, here's a silly question, but I'll ask it anyway.
Is there a quick an easy way to lose half a stone without any of the following:
-Diet
-Exercise
-Ridiculous eating disorder
-Drugs that don't work
-Cosmetic surgery
Why do I ask, you ask?
Because I'm now 13 and a half stone and while I like being over weight, this half a stone is damned uncomfortable. Actually, a stone and a half would be better, but let's be real, this is me. Half a stone should be fine for now, I'm comfortable enough with 13, until now it's the heaviest I've been (When I've weighed myself, that is. You can tell that's not often because I'm talking in stone and these days scales only do grams and kilograms. For some reason I prefer stones for body weight, it's an obscure reference to a time before my existence and if you don't know what a stone is, it's more thrilling to find when you've dropped one (no farting gag intended))
Mine and mum's poor maths skills have deduced that a stone is about 7kilo's so half would be 3 and a half kilos. And, strangely enough, converting it to Kilo's is just as obscure to me as stone.
Ah well, that's all.
Bluebiird out



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