A Little Bit of Everything

Root beer fizzles
root beer pops
root beer sizzles
and root beer stops
dehydration its tracks
it satisfies
the summer thirst
it pacifies
the cream soda rebirth
an ode to root beer
and all it stands for
past in a bottle
and so much more
a cool tasting heaven
that slides down your throat
let everyone drink it
the mailman, the mayor, the goat
don't forget granny
who grew with it in a glass
bottle with a straw
and a touch of sassafras
or little tiny children
who know it as IBC
much better then the alphabet
with root beer who needs ABC?
Everyone loves root beer
it's for everyone everywhere
now I must stop to take a drink
I am sorry but I won't share
*gulp*