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I'm posting this for M-H, since she shared some of her most embarrassing moments. I have several but I'll post this one.
One night I went out after work for dinner with some people from work. When it was time to leave, I didn't have to go to the bathroom and I figured I can make it home if I did. The bus ride home is a little over an hour. Well wouldn't you know it within the first 5 minutes after I got on the bus I had to go. Now I'm thinking, I should have gone to the restroom before I left the restaurant. Keep in mind that there are no bathrooms on city express buses. Now I'm trying to hold it. At first it wasn't too bad. Then all of a sudden it was getting worse. I'm thinking what shall I do ? Should I get off the bus and find an alleyway or someplace dark that I can relieve myself or do I stick it out and hope for the best. What a pickle I'm in!!! I'm now breaking out in a cold sweat and I keep jerking my leg hoping I can make it home. I'm squeezing and squeezing trying to hold it in. I was sitting in the back of the bus, last row and there was one other person sitting back there. Panic mode had set in. I really really had to go. I was two stops from where I get off and you guessed it. I couldn't hold on any longer and I just let it rip. I peed in my pants. I'm watching the pee run down the aisle and I was mortified. Now I'm thinking, how the hell am I going to get off the bus without anyone noticing or better yet the smell. I rang the bell and I dashed out the back door as fast as I could. Now that I was off the bus, I still had to walk to my house which was a few blocks. I then had to worry about once I walked in the door would my parents stop me to ask me how dinner was. All I wanted to do at this point was take my clothes off and shower. Thank god I made it in the house without my parents seeing me.
The moral of my story is that now when I go out and I have at least an hours commute, I always make sure I go to the bathroom.