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Once again, I would like to thank you for your kind words about my father's passing.

The following is definitely a little lighter. I found it while I was cleaning off my desk today and thought you might get a chuckle.

CARPE DIEM
Seize the day.
CARPET DIEM
Seize the carpet.
CARPAYMENT DIEM
Seize the checkbook.
CARPE DIARRHEAM
Seize the toilet paper.
CARPE DUH
Seize the idiot.
CARP DIEM
Fish of the day.
CRAMPY DIEM
Seize the Midol
CARPE DIET
Seize the rice cake.
CARPAL DIEM
Seize the knuckles.
CARPE DIG 'EM
Seize the Sugar Smacks.
CARNAL DIEM
Seize the smut.

Geez, I better search some more. No telling what might be found in this heap in case I CARPE NOX NOCTIS!!