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I thought I would tell my most embarrassing moment to go along with lily and fifth, but it’s hard to narrow it down. I’m thinking about making a short list, but I’m afraid it will sound like my clothes fly off all the time.

I was doing the jitter bug at my high school prom. Let’s just say that if you are a busty girl in a strapless dress don’t try to go around the world.

I was leaving a Mary Kay meeting (I sold Make up in a former life) with my arms so full of baskets I couldn’t see that there was a curb. I fell straight as a board and gave myself a concussion. The worst part was that my skirt flipped up over my rump and I wasn’t wearing any underpants with my nylons- and I was the first one out the door.

The first time I dove off of the diving board my bottoms swooshed off, but I caught them with my toes and managed to get them back on before having to get out of the pool.

One Sunday morning I missed a hook and eye closure on my skirt. When I stood up and stepped out from the church pew to go get my daughter from class I felt something brush my legs. I looked down to find my skirt in a circle on the floor around my feet, but my brain wouldn’t accept this information as fact so I just stood there for a moment. When I realized that I was standing in front of the congregation with no skirt on I wasn’t sure what to do- should I kick it off and act like my slip was my skirt? Should I just bend down and pick it up like it’s a pencil or something no big deal? I was in shock and when I looked up at the lady that sat behind me for some help I found her laughing so hard that she was crying. I picked up my skirt and headed out, but the oldest man in the building chimed out at the top of his senile old lungs “Well did you see that?!”

I had an accident in which I was impaled in the left breast by a drill chuck key. My brother-in-law had to cut my shirt off to see what had happened. Mine are the second set of boobs he’s ever seen.

When I was delivering my first son they called my father-in-law to let him know the baby was almost here. He decided to come up to the house and enter through the front door which I was facing as I was pushing - my business all exposed with a baby’s head half way out. He came to see a baby and got more than he bargened for

None are as good as Fifth’s story which really takes the cake- I guess that guy stood at the foot of the gurney. Who’s going to go next?