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Dear pervert, I would like to tell you a story.

One morning I woke up with this strong urge to discover the city. I got up and ate my breakfast. My dog was sniffing and barking, that means he's to poopoo. So I took the leash, had him poo in our yard and walked him around our block. After that I went back in and had a shower. I take the greatest of cares regarding my clothes. So I wore those that attract the least attention. I rode a jeep to Taft Ave. and took another one to Intramuros. There I had the luxury walking around under an overcast sky. I wish the entire of Manila were like this. [I]Horses has huge dicks[/I] I rode another jeep again and headed for the mall. I looked for books but there wasn't anything new. I bought a strawberry shake and then headed for the arcade. [I]Ah! What to play first?[/I] I decided to play Dance Dance Revolution. I was wearing flip flops but you gotta go if you gotta go. I chose the old songs, I don't think I can handle the new ones, too fast for this luscious malchick. The songs were Paranoia Evolution, Boom Boom Dollar Remix, Flashdance, Drop Out and Superstar. Tired and content I started for home. I checked my phone and there was this message:

ur brother b-day. return home quick.

So I did. When I got there the place was full. Brother's friends everywhere, playing console etc. I went to the kitchen and the dining table was packed with food. Ah! Dunkin' Donuts! I ate two strawberry filleds and two bavarians and drank two mugs of coke. After that I felt happy, [I]like Hemingway[/I]. I went to the living room and watched them play. Brother was Paul and his friend Peter was King. I wanted to play Tekken too but there was a queue. My bladder was bursting so I headed for the bathroom.

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I opened my eyes. My head hurts. [I]Where am I?[/I] Bathroom... Tiles, hurt, blood. I tried to get up. Head throbbed painfully. [I]Wet?[/I] My fly was open and junior was peeking out. I was soaked wet. Sniff sniff. PEE! Whose pee? Kim's pee? No, the door's locked. My pee! I stood up and saw me luscious malchick reflection in the mirror. Horrid sight. Nice bruise on left temple! I fainted while I was taking a piss. Hey, junior what have you done?! [I]No sir no sir not my fault.[/I] Oh well.