Sci Fi Story

I've always been fascinated by quotes...this is very similar to one of my favorite number counters...Shalot. I've collected quotes by the thousands, and then technology changes, and I lose them. Here are some quotes on the way life has been treating me as of late. Anyways, here it goes.

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.
~Robert Orben

If you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, you are looking the wrong way.
~Barry Commoner

The brotherhood of man is not a mere poet's dream; it is a most depressing and humiliating reality.
~Oscar Wilde

The trouble with life in the fast lane is that you get to the other end in an awful hurry.
~ John Jensen

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.
~Storm Jameson

You don't know anything about a woman until you meet her in court.
~Norman Mailer

I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should marry for life, like pigeons and Catholics.
~Woody Allen

I talk to myself, because I like dealing with a better class of people.
~ Jackie Mason

Partying is such sweet sorrow.
~Robert Byrne

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
I'm schizophrenic,
and so am I
~Frank Crow