The Nation of the Glorious Turnip

Today I did many things
Today I woke up.
Today I showered
Today I put on clothes
Today I ate my breakfast
Today I brushed my teeth
Today I read in my book
Today I ate my lunch
Today I used the bathroom
Today I got talked to a few people
Today I drove somewhere
Today I took a train somewhere
Today I got home
Today I ate my supper
Today I watch a film
Today I had a snack
Today I surfed the internet
Today I am writing a blog entry
Today I am going to brush my teeth
Today I will watch TV again
Today I will listen to music in bed
Today I will fall asleep

Today I did more than I can remember

In a week I will repeat what I did today.
In a week I will wake up
In a week I will shower
In a week I will put on clothes
In a week I will eat my breakfast
In a week I will brush my teeth
In a week I will read in my book
In a week I will eat my lunch
In a week I will use the bathroom
In a week I will talk to a few people
In a week I will drive somewhere
In a week I will take the train
In a week I will get home
In a week I will eat my supper
In a week I will watch a film
In a week I will have a snack
In a week I will surf the internet
In a week I will write a blog entry
In a week I will brush my teeth
In a week I will watch TV again
In a week I will listen to music in bed
In a week I will fall asleep