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[U]From Lady Magalpok to Sir Bartholomew:[/U]

God loves you. He will always be there when you need Him. He will never let you down. Pass this message to 25 people and God will grant you your wish.

[U]From Lord Irwin to Sir Bartholomew:[/U]

Hey buddy! How you doing there?

[U]From Sir Bartholomew to Lady Magalpok:[/U]

What?

[U]From Sir Bartholomew to Lord Irwing:[/U]

You heard from Dr. Dick?

[U]From Lord Irwin to Sir Bartholomew:[/U]

Yes. He called yesterday asking for your new number. I gave him your old one. He said he wants to meet us.

[U]From Sir Bartholomew to Lord Irwing:[/U]

My neice is using my old number idiot. I told you not to give him anything.

[U]From Lady Magalpok to Sir Bartholomew:[/U]

Elow.

[U]From Sir Bartholomew to Lady Magalpok:[/U]

Are you high? Where you've been all night?

[U]From Lady Magalpok to Sir Bartholomew:[/U]

Had three customers: a fat American and two horny French guys. Funny, they do it like how they do it on video.

[U]From Sir Bartholomew to Lady Magalpok:[/U]

You've been through all that?

[U]From Lady Magalpok to Sir Bartholomew:[/U]

Yep, all I needed were chapter stops and it would just like be one your videos hidden under your mattress.