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The Garbage Man & the Tar

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Anza wrote in her blog entry about Cat Calls and though I smiled through my reading the entry, she reminded me of a very funny story that happened to me when I was sweet-sixteen living at home.

One sunny day, coming home from high school, I was walking carefully along the side of the road that my family lived on, careful to not step in the freshly layed tar that was covering this road. In this town that is what they used to do -- pour fresh hot tar onto the road and I remember thinking it smelled pretty good (weird or what). My dad hated it because when the car went on it, no matter your speed, tar would flick and fleck up the back tires and he'd have to spend lots of time and elbow grease working out that mess on the car.

ANYHOW ... the day that I was carefully trying to not step in any tar happened to be the day of the garbage truck going down the road to collect the trash. We did not have a backlane, so all the garbage cans were out at the end of people's driveways. Bang Bang Pop Pop went this garbage truck down the bumpity road, tar or nay, they were on the job.

Well, I got a Cat Call from the burly sweaty man hanging onto the back of this garbage truck (ewww, what a job, eh?). I ignored it, because I felt embarassed, clutched my notebooks and walked a bit faster.

The truck was annoying because they were stopping at every driveway, and so I tried to walk even faster, but anyhow Bang Bang Pop Pop came this junk truck.

The next thing I knew was that the burly 'gent' was hanging on with one hand and gesturing with his other one, while his friend kept driving the stinky truck. He was hooting and I remember a wide red face with a not-too-intelligent expression ..... and before I could react ...

... his friend hit a huge bump on the road, which sent this fellow sailing off, landing arse first in the freshly layed tar.

I kind of giggled and then ran for dear life, cutting through people's yards, just in case .... !

That guy was sputtering and swearing very loudly ...

Anyhow, thank you, Anza, for making me remember this crazy story. I remember getting home and my sister (Miss Feisty, remember?) asking me what was wrong because I had a red face from running so hard. She laughed her guts out and wanted to go out there and make some trouble, but anyhow, a piece of a sunny day near school's end when I was sweet-sixteen ...

Now the serious stuff ... Baki, Jon, Nik ... miss you all. Take care I am thinking of ya.

Anyone reading this -- have you read Captain Pike's story yet? If not, you are missing a doozy. And I mean it.

Happy Easter to all of you who celebrate the holiday, and for those who don't, hugs to you too, just cuz.

Love always,
K♥z
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  1. mtpspur's Avatar
    Delighted as always. Yeh getting a little nervous about Baki. But Litnet is a voluntary gathering made up of many souls and mandatory attendance would be harmful in the long run. I'm at my best when I want to be here rather then ho hum what Logos joke haven't I tried yet to coax an e-mail/phone number out of her. On the other hand I'm selfish enough to WANT certain members here ALL the time and dread the day when their lives leave little room to linger here. Kind of like the milutary--people coming and gojg all the time. They leave the inprint of their lives on the heart and sometimes they have no idea they were loved.
  2. Anza's Avatar
    I have Baki's email. I'll try to get in touch with her. (She NEVER checks her mail though...)
    Funny story, Kiz! And I thought that I was allowed to feel indignation. I would have said something smart, though... that's just me. ^^
  3. motherhubbard's Avatar
    great story, kiz. Do they think we like those cat calls? I think they think that when they act like apes we find them atractive... I miss baki, nick, and Jon and want to add countess to the list. mtpspur is right, but I want the people I like to stick around! I'm a selfish girl.
  4. Virgil's Avatar
    As to cat calls, you reminded me that I once was the object of a cat call from girls riding by in a car, way back when, oh I must have been in my late teens. I was wearing shorts and I was walking down the street (this is Brooklyn, NY, mind you) and it was the 1970s and clothing styles were probably short and tight to the skin. A car with two or three girls comes by and starts, "who hoo-ing, look at them legs." Frankly I got a kick out of it. I guess girls in Brooklyn are different.
  5. Shalot's Avatar
    That was a great telling of a very funny story kiz. I laughed out loud and my husband told me to settle down over here.
  6. B-Mental's Avatar
    I bet you were too cute Kizzo. I still get catcalls from women. Kind of annoying that women can only catcall me, and not approach me. Anyways, you know how much I love your blog? Cowbells to the ceiling, thats how much! B
  7. 's Avatar
    love the story kiz... it is too funny
  8. 1n50mn14's Avatar
    XD! Ahahahaha...