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I don’t have much to blog about today. I’ve been working on a couple of stories to type up for my great grandkids in case I’m not available when they get here. (I hope they don’t get here until after college graduation!) I should be doing laundry and housework, but instead I thought I’d pass on some information I received in an email from a friend. Maybe someone else will see the humor in it, too.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days, you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(35 years of raising kids, I could have heated a whole pot)

If you broke wind consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
would be produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(my hubby must be a weapon of mass destruction!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps to squirt
blood 30 feet.
(OH MY GOSH!)

A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach can live nine days without its head
Before it starves to death.
(Creepy. But I’m still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(I do this at work a lot.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.
(Honey, I’m home. What the….?!)

A flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping
the length of a football field.
(30 minutes…lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmm…makes one think.)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(Do you split the difference if you are ambidextrous?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, this would be a good thing.)

A cat’s urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure this one out.)

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like this.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like this, too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch to right-handed, they will live longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about the pig?)

Have I made you smile at least once? Maybe even chuckle a little?
I hope so. Have a good day.