Planet of the Ape

I don't like chess. It's too time consuming, and boring. I do, however, like scrabble. Very, very much. In fact, I've won every game I've ever played ... except, of course, the games I've played against my parents. I will beat them, though . . . one day.

Nobody in my family likes board games. Except scrabble, that is. My parent like it because it's the only game they always win, Andya, on the other hand, despises all board games with passion. She only plays with me when I force her to.

Card games, I think, are a bit boring. Spoon and skip-bo are the only ones I really enjoy.

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We had some visitors over yesterday. Their oldest daughter is interested in learning arabic and my mom offered to help her. So that left me with the three other kids - why do homeschoolers have so many children, I wonder? I mean, I know a family with 14 kids. Fourteen! - Anyway, where was I? I didn't have any problems entertaining them, of course. But get this . . .

They're LOTR geeks, too!

All four of them! And that little kid from hebrew class, too! I swear, LOTR geeks are haunting me!

Did you know, if you rearrange "mother-in-law" in can become "woman hitler"? Weird, hunh? "