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Virgil

My Car and Masculinity

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Well, I got my car fixed from that air bag fiasco. I was able to save quite a bit, making it more reasonable. I have a cousin, a second cousin actually, who owns a collision body shop, who helped me out. He ordered the parts (the two air bags, the coil which triggers the bags, and the computer modolue) for me and got a commercial rate, which was about 20% less. And I had it installed at his shop which was a more reasonable hourly rate than the dealer. Plus by handling it in cash, we by passed taxes. So even after I gave the mechanic a nice tip and giving my cousin an extra hundred than he asked for (he protested but I forced it on him telling him to put it toward his son's education) it came out to just under $2000. That's $600 less than the daeler wanted. So I guess I made it worth it. Now this car has to last me another year to make it worth it.

I hung out at my cousin's body shop while the work was being done. I watched the mechanic doing the work. It was really cool. Don't forget, I am a mechanical engineer. I like watching parts getting put together. Hey I design parts to come together (not in the auto industry) so it's interesting to see how the technicians actually do things. Now I was afraid to breath in the body shop. All sorts of fumes (from paint I guess) all in the air and dust from the liquid plastic that's dried and sanded. As an engineer I can stipulate all sorts of safety precautions, but you know what, these macho guys couldn't care less. Now this is just a small little business, not a factory, where health and safety are enforeced. But still.

I got to say I loved being around these macho guys. I'm such an office geek. The mechanic that worked on my car was probably in his early forties, relatively muscular (his arms were fairly large) but he had a bit of a belly. He had a scraggly beard and chained smoked the whole time. He must have had one or two cigarettes an hour. So not only was he breathing the fumes he was constantly dragging in smoke. He even had a few missing teeth. And he spoke mostly Spanish, I don't think he knew much english. At one point an older mechanic came by while my mechanic was crunched under my dashboard, and the older guy slyly says "Do you want me to teach you how to do that?" And my mechanic, cigarette in mouth, pokes his head out to see who it was, and seeing and with his eyes smiling says with an accent, "Wadda you mean teach me, I teach you." And they had a good hearty laugh.

Standing up for four hours was also challenging. I guess I sit at a desk all day, or walk over to the other engineers and sit and discuss or sit in a meeting somewhere. But I'm mostly sitting. These guys are not just standing but bending over, bending under, and crouching, and twisting. But they're not sitting. And there was no heat on in the shop. It's a very high ceiling and heating it would probably cost a lot. It was a pretty warm day for a January (above freezing) but after a couple of hours I was damned cold. And I'll never complain about the bathrooms at work again. The urinal had no running water, so you just peed in it and let it drain. The smell was strong. I wonder when it was last cleaned. And the sink wasn't working either, so no hand washing. But hey, that's macho. I loved it.

Now this weekend is the super bowl, and my buddies and I are going to play poker, drink beer, and watch football. We're going to make believe we're macho. Those mechanics are really macho.
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  1. Shalot's Avatar
    Macho is one thing. Nasty is another. Have fun being macho. Will you all have a farting contest too? Just Kidding. The urinal thing sounded really bad. Did you worry about splashback? How hard is it to spray some cleaner into it? Maybe you were there the day before someone cleans the can?? Hopefully. Sometimes I am around people who are different than I am and I romanticize their life and wish I could live like them, but I guess there is a reason I am like I am and it has to do with where I came from, my present circumstances and what I want. But I totally can relate to what you experienced - not the macho part, but the whole different kind of life thing.
  2. motherhubbard's Avatar
    Virgil, I have to say that mechanical engineer sounds way better than macho- but I guess guys want to be macho like girls want to have giant boobs. If you could come up with some kind of procedure that would convince others you were really macho you could make some serious money- Aren’t boob jobs pretty lucrative? As far as the urinal goes, I think when your hands are covered with grease and grime you would need to wash your…well, your pee-er after using the bathroom more than your hands. I know I’ve had jobs so dirty I had to wash my hands BEFORE I could use the restroom. I’m glad you saved some money.
  3. kiz_paws's Avatar
    I am glad that you got the airbag situation all fixed up and saved money. And I laughed about that whole spiel about macho -- I am personally afraid of the dude who does our car fix-ups ... let us just say that he opens beer bottles with his teeth and fits perfectly on a low-rise hawg... (but does a heckuva job with our car at decent prices -- when my hubby is too lazy to handle it...) Happy SuperBowl
  4. Virgil's Avatar
    I never thought of that Mom-H. I wonder what kind of grease he's got on his, er, pee-er. I guess he can always tell his wife it's lubrication.
  5. 's Avatar
    Office work attracts the same kind of people--- in the sense of educated and speak the same language, live similar lifestyles, interests. I've had some great times working for a company on The Avenue of Americas (I hated the commute! lol!) I met a bunch of interesting people and wouldn't trade that for anything. At the same time, I see what you're saying---you encounter a mechanic who speaks differently and walks and talks and goofs about things completely outside your frames of reference. You feel that sense you're never likely to encounter a person quite like him where you work. It also reminds you, as you note, that the working conditions where you are ain't so bad after all.
  6. ampoule's Avatar
    Virgil, this was funny and enlightening too. Kind of reminds me of mother's blog about not being like the 'other' girls with shopping etc. My husband was in contracts and procurement but always said if he could take it apart he could put it back together. He was a good fixer. His dad was a welder in the mills. His mom was very feminine but she even changed the shocks on their cars. I've tackled a few things on my own like clogged kitchen drains (took em apart, cleaned em, put em back together), and I'm a girlie girl fer sure.
  7. 1n50mn14's Avatar
    Eww to the washroom... was there a stack of Maxims beside the toilet too?
  8. Virgil's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Becca
    Eww to the washroom... was there a stack of Maxims beside the toilet too?
    Becca, I'm not 100% sure what Maxims are, but I think I know, and if it's what I think, the answer is no.
  9. 's Avatar
    like um maxi pads. They changed the name to make them sound stronger.
    GO MAXIM POWER!
  10. Shalot's Avatar
    come on Becca, in a place like that Maxim is tame. Try Swank. he he
  11. Janine's Avatar
    How funny, Virgil, your afternoon in the body shop experience sounded. Everyone should have to spend one afternoon thus, to get a true perspective on life. Ick to the men's room or was it just a urinal stuck in the corner of the body shop? I can imagine it perfectly. I had to go so badly once, stopped in a gas station, and I nearly passed out from the fumes. Apparently, it was unisex; truly disgusting. Being a girl, I had to scare up enough paper to protect my being and quickly departed - didn't venture to use that sink! ugh I would venture to say you're on the borderline of that macho guy scene, by hanging out with your geek friends trying to do some macho activities, short lived, I am sure. Haha - welcome back to reality and your real life! hahaha...
  12. kiz_paws's Avatar
    How do you girls know about Maxim or Swank ha ha!
  13. Granny5's Avatar
    Great blog, Virgil. It's funny to read about your trip to the macho car shop. About the dirty bathrooms, we always give ourselves a few extra hours when we go on a trip because here in Arkansas there are signs all along the highways letting you know there is a gas station ahead and saying, "Clean Restrooms". Poppy always follows directions and does an excellent job cleaning them.
  14. 's Avatar
    "I am a mechanical engineer. I like watching parts getting put together"

    soo funny , Virgie
    We have a proverb that says : everyone sings for his beloved, means
    everyone goes around the things that he is concerned with
    or interested in.

    Allow me to spend sometime in your wonderful blog . I've come to
    read your latest poems but I couldn't let all this amusing gossip
    of yours go unread