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The Ol' Light Bulb Question

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler: Make me.

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or 'We don't need no stinking light bulb.'

12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle ...

14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:



'How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?'


ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!

Is this the bitter truth??

To be continued...

As Always,
Kizzo

[p.s. I cannot take credit for coming up with this cute idea (loved it) -- a similar thing like this was sent to me via Email from my brother, and of course I had to share ... ]
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  1. ampoule's Avatar
    This is doggielicious. I love it!!
  2. Niamh's Avatar
    ! Funny
  3. Sweets America's Avatar
    Eheheh, I love it too!
  4. B-Mental's Avatar
    Well kitty kat I call COWBELL, when is the last time you asked your hubby, the big dog that he is cuz I'm allergic to married women...Wooty woot woot...to the QUEEN OF BLOGAROONEY! Yeeehaa...actually, I think I found a kitty I'm not allergic too. LOL... My brothers two dogs, the male is the kitty, and the female does everything, but they are pretty cool...oh and the male is the hunter!
  5. mtpspur's Avatar
    The Mrs and I just discoverd this. We are cracking up big time. Ruth is hoping to comment later when she logs in. Not sure if she's eligible or not. But she was delighted. Onyx is mixed Lab and so appropriate. The Rottweiler was a favorite.
  6. 's Avatar
    This is so cute! Rich showed it to me earlier and it made me chuckle. Thanks for sharing. Have a great day.--Ruth
  7. Niamh's Avatar
    I knew it!!! I saw you registraring and i was like " Thats Mtpspurs missus Ruth! welcome to the site!
  8. kiz_paws's Avatar
    Glad you all enjoyed it. And hey, it is GREAT to have you here, Ruth!