The Nation of the Glorious Turnip

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If you don't like it, you don't understand, and the asylum welcomes you home.
If you like it, you understand and the asylum welcomes you home.
If you are anywhere between like and dislike, you need to make up your mind.
If you go beyond either like or dislike, you're overreacting as usual. It's not important, relax, breathe. The world ends tomorrow.

*move along people, nothing to see here.*

To salivate

Drivel, drivel, drivel
Oh mindless drivel
How I loathe you so!
Drivel, drivel, drivel
Oh mindless drivel
Why are you everywhere I go?

Drivel, drivel, drivel
Oh mindless drivel
How I love you so!
Drivel, drivel, drivel
Oh mindless drivel
I follow you wherever you go!


And here it goes again, wake up! The pillow is all wet and I can't sleep in a bed that's been drivelled on.

Don't we all love our addictions? I know some people do. Like me, I adore them, I can't live without them, To hell with rehab!

Excrement and vomit wait
with bodies in the toilet.
True love in the hand
as a broken needle awaits
the touch of a loved one.

Love's a female canine ain't it? At least there's more to it than just the deranged ramblings of a fool. Love is the culmination of all delusional ramblings by a billion fools with a desire to procreate.

Put your foot in your mouth and breathe.
Because it is not the end of the world
Shame is only a passing feeling
Guilt lasts forever.
So whatever you do today
Put your foot in your mouth and breathe.
Because it is not a matter of choice
Everyone makes these mistakes
It is a fact of life.
So whatever you do today
Put your foot in your mouth and breathe.
Because it’s never too late to apologize
Forgiveness is not guaranteed
You’ll still feel better
So whatever you do today
Put your foot in your mouth and breathe.



I love the smell of sweaty socks running up my nostrils. It's a good thing my nose is the size it is, how else could it accommodate the totality of the scent that is a sweaty sock in my mouth?

So yes, there you have it, I put my foot in my mouth for all of you wonderful delightful and above all radioactive readers from Gamma Draconis. You all travelled 148 light years and a bit, so the least I could do is dedicate a word in my blog to you, and that word is cannonfodder

Hope you have a safe trip back, goodbye and give my regards to the sentient beings that had the sense to stay away.