Barmy Blue's Bland Blog

I was bored so I decided to do a short blog about what ever comes into my head, but I can't be bothered to spellcheck. Had a fire alarm. It was freezing outside, good ting I grabbed my cardigan, just wish I'd been wearing by oots instead of my slippers, or even my longer jeans, then my ankles wouldn't have gotten so cold. I am so bored. I have stuff to do but I just don't feel like doing it. I've seen the 4th Bottom Live performance, Arse Oddity, I didn't lke it quite so much as the others. It was good, and I still couldn't help laughing at some points, just not so good. It was kind of half way between Hooligans Island and Weapons Grade Y-fronts. Like I said, good but not as good as the others. I have to admit, the two things I love most about the live shows are when they forget their lines so they swear at the audience and when the prop people screw up and they get shouted at from on stage. However, the funniest thing I've heard recently was a a clip from an episode of Top Gear when the conversation went from paying for a parking space to tampons I happened to be drinking a bottle of sparkilng water at the time and I was laughing so much it hurt the back of my nose and throat. I only really watch Top Gear to see the antics of Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, James May and, of course, The Stig (Their tamed racing driver).

Well, that's all I can think of today.

Bluebiird out.