Barmy Blue's Bland Blog

Another boredom blog. The JCS started up again today. Ripton's had his hair cut. I was amazed. He had quite long hair before. I'm feeling quite pleased because at the last meeting, where three of us chiped in for a pizza (I was the only one to give the exact change), I'd nominated Battle Royale as a film to be shown for this year. And, with two votes, mine being the clincher, it's Battle Royale we're watching on tuesday Yay.

Now, what else? Ah yes, watched more Top Gear. It just gets worse . The Top Gear guys went on a caravan holiday. James drove so slowly there was a whole row of angry drivers behind them and then crashed the caravan (just to name a couple of incidents) Top Gear Dog was sick in the car and Clarkson set the caravan on fire in the end, and their neighbours caravan too. I also watched them try their hands at farming and then I saw their American road trip. When they drove through Alabama I was so scared for them, because they'd offended the locals and had to run for their lives, the camera crew included. Seriously, LIGHTEN UP!!!!! If any of them had been shot I'd have personally gone over there with a katana, as several hundred other Top Gear fans would, and gone on a killing spree.

Top Gear is the greatest motoring program ever and I don't care what anyone says.
Now then, what else have I to say? My phone's down to 80p now, need to be sneaky with phone calls . I gave Sara my new number so I think that's everyone now.
I'm about to start chapter 3 of my little story. Let's see how long it can survive .

Bluebiird out.