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Getting Caught Sleeping At Work

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, 01-08-2008 at 12:36 PM (1667 Views)


TEN THINGS TO SAY IF YOU ARE CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK



10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the Time Management course you sent to me ."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big Accounting problem."

3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!"

1. Raise head slowly and say, "... , Amen."

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I cannot take credit for coming up with the above wit -- my brother sends me stuff that when I laugh, I want to share. So there you have it.

Have a great day, everyone!

Kizzo
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  1. Sweets America's Avatar
    Ehehe, those are funny. I remember once, one of my mother's colleagues was sleeping at her desk, and suddenly the boss came and opened the door. My mother's colleague raised her head in time so that the boss would not see she was sleeping. But...she had been sleeping with her head on her wrist and she had the mark of her watch right in the middle of her forehead!
  2. Countess's Avatar
    This is funny! How about "Oh I'm sorry. Occasionally the Ebola virus I kicked makes me tired. Now what is that you need?"
  3. B-Mental's Avatar
    I end up catching cat naps on the job whenever I realise that the next couple of days are going to be busy...like tonight. Anyways, I jokingly call myself "The Hardest Working Man In The Oilfield" (which is a joke, I have a head job, not a body job but I work alot). When they catch me sleeping, I wake up and go, "Whew, 10 minute nap and you can't even tell I haven't laid down for 5 or 6 days...whats going on fellas?"
  4. andave_ya's Avatar
    Lol, these are fun, Kizzie!
  5. crazefest456's Avatar
    I fell asleep in study hall...I guess I've got one more funny picture of myself in the yearbook (my friends are evil )
    I bet I could pull of number one...hmm...You're influencing me...
  6. motherhubbard's Avatar
    I fell asleep once when I worked at the police department, and I could have lost my job for it. I don’t know what happened. I was wide awake and waiting for one of the officers to check back in and the next thing I know I was getting a back massage and it felt so nice. Then I suddenly realized I was sleeping at work! I was sitting up straight with my head facing front, but sleeping hard enough I didn’t hear the officers come in the doors, unlock the safety door and come in. They thought something bad had happened to me. Everyone just covered for me and I drank another cup of coffee.
  7. 's Avatar
    I love it, #3 got me all gigglying. What I love about your blog is I know when I enter there's going to be something cheery here. Cheer is good too, of course. Thanks.
  8. 's Avatar
    Hey that's funny as heck, especially #3, good one, Kiz!!! This is one blog I know I can enter and leave smiling. Thanks.